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But I was not so lucky He came in next 5 min , following him came our HOD , Prof.XYZ with Prof. Pankaj (he use to teach us TCS subject).Whole class gave them a greetings of the day but we knew somewhere deep in our mind that this greetings will have very negative after effect .Our HOD took the lead and started with "This is 1st time in VIT's history" i said in my mind '' Sir there is always a first time.'' he continued ''This should not be happen in future so we have to take some strict action on that guy so temme u all know who is the culprit i give u 5 mins '' and he waited for 2 mins nobody responded.u are trying to save him i give u last min temme otherwise u have to write last 5 university papers(without option) of my subject(computer networks) 5 times , before he gets over Prof.XYZ added "MERE BHI SUBJECT ke." and though Prof.Pankaj was cool but he had to add "3 times of mine". Then all the profs waited for 1 more min expecting somebody will tell it.

Getting no answer made them more irritated So HOD announced one more lifetime offer " 5 marks will be deducted from ur term work(out of 25) from all the subjects and including this 3 the above offer will be valid to all other subjects as well " So it added upto 6 i.e. 40 pages(minimum) per subject per paper * 5 (univ paper) * 6 (subject) * 5 (times) = 6000 Full scape paper of 40 lines per page in just 2 weeks + (-5) marks in term work .( M sure if anybody would have calculated that , surely must have told my name :P) . But nobody said nothing which made profs left with no other option but to leave the class.

As soon as they left, One of the "padhaku" student started telling to other student "I'll not write this I'll call my parents if they will force me. I had not done anything then y should i write ."( i said to myself i would have said the same thing (skipping parent part :P) if i was in there place) . If this thing goes to any of our parent then it will surely go to "The Princi" and this issue will become even bigger and the Princi will announce 100 % sale offer on us .I took a step forward towards my CR and told him i would like to confess my sin. CR asked me "R u sure?" i said "Yes" . CR took me down to Profs staff room and asked me to stand outside and wait for his signal.He went inside and started talking to Prof.XYZ .Standing outside i realized there were no prof. inside the staff room except Prof.XYZ since it was a lecture time. CR told something to Prof.XYZ and they both started laughing ,actually he was cooling Prof.XYZ before he could tell anything about me.after 20 sec vartalap he pointed a finger on me. He came outside and wished me luck and said "Dude its ur turn now." Go.

I went inside it was the 1st time i went in staff room , on my right hand side it was Prof.XYZ's desk . He was looking at me as if i was a chocolate with no wrapper and he will eat me in just one byte to lessen his depression .Looking at him i said "I'm Sorry S-S-Sir." He climbed on me from his chair shouting "Bhosdichyaaaa" is this what your parent teach u?? (i said in my mind "Ask your son makchhikko .") "U know because of "u" i haven't slept for whole night i was thinking my daughter also goes to collg ". I reacted as if m deaf n dumb .He waited for me to respond for his question .after a while he said what's ur name? He took my I-CARD in his hand and read my name "Satyendra Mishra" What does ur father do ?(i read his mind and figured out his next question. Call ur father.) I said "Sir my father is a farmer by profession. (with a sad face) (In real he is a tax counsultant by profession) " .He asked me where is he ? "he is not in mumbai ; he is in my native " . (actually he have his own firm in Vikhroli and around 3000 clients just in Mumbai).

Next Q : So u live with whom ?

A. My elder brother.

Q : What does he do ? ("why the fuck u want to know it ? for ur daughter?")

A. He is doing service with bioMeriux as a Biomedical engineer.

Order : Call him. Till then u r not allowed to seat for any lecture.

A. Ok.

Our HOD entered the staff room . Prof.XYZ said "meet the culprit Satyendra Mishra" HOD replied in a shock " U ? I thought u r very sincere and discipline student "(i said fuck u just by writing "Shake my boob" i became insincere and indisciplined where the hell in this world u found such a dictionary which had so wrong definition ?) . He continued "He attended all the lecture of mine from last semester very sincerely " Prof.Fucker added "Mine too ".HOD said "Call his parent " Fucker replied "he live with his brother and i had already called him" HOD said "Fine . get ur brother on Friday @ 1 p.m. " now go home.

I said sorry and came out of the staff room and called my brother he was in pune at that time .He asked me wats up ? brother wat happened no lecture ? or u bunked ?. I ignored his Q and started narrating him the same way as above . He said "ok fine now what? what else have u told to them ? what about mother ? did u tell anything about mother ?" I said "NO bro " thats all .

He said "Thank god" Fine friday @ 1 i'll there u calm down and go home try not be tensed otherwise u know MOM "MOM will easily make out from your face what is happening "

I said "OK and thanks ". I waited outside in the canteen for the lunch break.

It was 1 .15 p.m. bell ranged . On that day i realized one thing "The ratio of (Bad thing)/(good thing) = (1/100) U do 100 of good things and no one will notice, but u just do "ONE" bad thing and you are famous overnight." IT department was the 1st to get the break.A group from IT came to me (90% of that group i dint even knew them ) and said "Dude u have guts Prof.XYZ ki g**nd maari fuck majaa agaya uska muh dekne layak tha ,keep it up bro do 3-4 more kaand like this Prof.XYZ will take sanyaas " .I said thanks buddy now get lost and leave me alone. There came my frnds i said dude m leaving for home anybody like to accompany me ? "Everyone took there bag (as if they waiting for such comments) . We went to Swagat and then home.