Proxy @ Mu p.

There are almost 99 % of student who must have written proxy for there frnds or vice versa in lectures and got caught by the prof. :P . But here its a different story It involves terrorism :D .

After all the things that terrorist have done ; me and my class mates got highly inspired by them and on the basis of there name we assigned a nick to our friends group circle like a guy named deepak became Dawood , Swapnil became Tiger memon (coz he was huge ) myself became Suleiman , baabu and his gay partner became alif laila , Viresh became shaikh mehboob and so on.

We started calling each other with this name. And i wanted whole class to know about it. So i found attendance sheet be the only medium to publish . It was Tuesday and we had this lecture of Mu p it was taken by head of the IT department Prof. XYZ . On that day i was late to the lecture (actually i dont remember when i was early :P ) . There was a very nice trend in my class and i.e. we use to leave 1st 2 benches empty and start sitting from 3rd bench and on last benches there use to be 3-4 student sitting in 1 bench i always use to take the last bench for me. Specially on that day it was full as we say "Kismat hi pandu toh kya karega G**ndu" . I looked around and found a 3rd last bench in 1st row which accommodated only 2 very padhaku student (i said to myself chal yaar ye lecture nikaal lete hein next lecture we'll see) .

Lecture started and Prof.XYZ was very khadoos he wanted full attendance in his lecture and no proxies. He started drawing some block diagrams on black board and wanted us to follow him(in our notebook) as he goes. Attendance sheet started rolling from 1st bench of 1st row (3rd bench to be specific) . I bent down to draw the diagram and got interrupted by a paper ball which just hit my head coming from my right side , I tried to found the culprit but failed. Somewhere down my heart i thought it must be "shaikh mehboob" till that time attendance sheet got rolled on to my desk.There i thought its time to teach him a lesson which can also be fun, I took the attendance sheet and started mentioning all the nick which i knew was sitting in the class with a pencil(So that they can erase it and sign there actual signature) . baabu --> Alif , Sandesh --> Laila , Deepak --> Daud , Shaikh mehboob --> "Shake My Boob" and so on. I completed all the proxy of our group circle which was around 30 % of the class. and passed it to my neighbor. As it got passed by, everyone started adding their friends name in that piece of paper. And after certain desk everyone started erasing with a eraser and signing of and pass. Till that time Prof.XYZ got over with his diagram and started wandering around the class to see whether the students are drawing or doing there fav work (tp) . The worst part is he started with last row. After watching certain bench he got relief that everyone is drawing except some "ass holes" .So he just started ogling here and there after some time he found that each desk where the attendance sheet got rolled the ppl are erasing something and then signing it.He asked a student who was about to erase his name "hey, what are you erasing ? ,wait Give me, lemme check "

The guy passed it to the prof. and was very noticeable to any blind men in the world that the paper has multi-colored writing and 20 % name written with pencil. So, He started reading each name loudly which was written with pencil , shaikh mehboob was still 4 benches away. And my hearth beat was up by 50 % . He started with daud as deepak (Up by 60%) , alif baabu (65%) , laila sandesh (70%) and then he came to viresh (i was just about to die) .And he said oh my god!! now what is that? who is that bastard who has written this tell me ? tell me now !! or otherwise it will be really bad for this class .Everyone knew that it was me who had written this . but thank god and my colleagues nobody looked at me at that time. everyone was sitting with there head down and Prof.XYZ was going on and on.He left nothing in the world to curse that guy who had written this.He left the class saying "there will be no lecture of mu p in your class from today until that guy confesses his sin ".Our CR went outside with him and tried to explain him it is "Shaikh mehboob" and not what you read there been some reading mistake by u. But prof.xyz said m i blind or i m illiterate? and btw how do u know that it is "Shaikh mehboob" So you have written this right ?. CR was totally stunned and said no sir actually its his nick name that ppl use to call him. Prof said u goto your class and find out who had written this i want to know by tomo. Somehow he was successful in convincing him take this lecture . He came back to the class and said anybody who wrote this should goto a "Ganesh Temple" today and confess before him and should ask for some mercy otherwise he'll goto hell .He took that lecture and went back to staff room it was lunch time . I packed my bag and bunked all other lecture after that.

At 6 i got a call from my CR "there will be a long meeting tomorrow in our class with our HOD and IT HOD ,be prepared anything can happen." then i said him should i make a confession he said paagal he kya confess karna hi tha toh aaj hi karna chiye tha ab dekhte hein jo hoga poora class milke sahega u dont worry bas be prepared anything can happen tomorrow and i assure you that your name will never come up. i said ok fine and thanks dude!!

It was Wednesday today i woke up early (actually i dint sleep for whole night) and left early from home to attend very 1st lecture for the the 1st time in 5th semester. I entered the class everything was as usual but Mr.Shaikh Mehboob was absent.